Periods are……how do we put it… just plainly…EVIL! There. I said it. But we can all find humour in adversity, right? We all have experienced the adversity of having a uterus that just won’t quit, thereby can easily find solace in these jokes. The average woman has an estimated 450 periods in their lifetime. Okay, my bad that’s not funny, but these period jokes sure are. So read on to relate to that pure evil we would hate to miss in our life ( We’re sure you got what we meant there!)
15 Period Jokes To Laugh Your Cramps Away!
1. And that’s why we need table cloths!
So, we all know how men can be quite unreasonable about the topic but maybe we should spare them… Because it might interest you how table cloths came into existence!
2. Parental Supervision Required!
We have all came across people giving unwanted advice during the time of our period cramps but this really is an advice that could help you out! But not a very practical one at it, just saying.
3. An actual way to convey our thoughts, finally!
It’s all out there and messy when we have to explain how we feel during menstruation but here’s an apt way to put it across to people who ask you why you are cranky. Punch them across the face and say that’s how we say it in sign language!
4. That night of Red spill!
The one time when your periods decided to come unannounced- the middle of the night when you are all cozy and crumpled up inside the blanket. The uncalled guest has arrived, here is the red alert!
5. Aww, you sweet lil’ thing!
Sometimes, just sometimes guys, you can be considerate and understanding about the whole process of the menstrual cycle. And ladies if you find that guy, just grab on and never let go!
6. This level of innocence needs an appreciation!
There’s no end to the amount of innocence you find near you, this being a perfect example. All we feel towards this person is just our eternal feeling of awww!!!
7. That ultimate conclusion!
Doesn’t really matter if you are an untainted maiden, let’s be clear here we have all had this thought cross our minds when the date delays!
8. I just enjoy the amount of shade this throws on the ignorance!
It’s a clear cut fact that men are sometimes the most ignorant people on the planet (at least most of them!). Sorry for the remark but it sure is true when it comes to the topic of menstruation.
9. When your uterus like playing Villain!
It’s sad in itself how we have to pull ourselves up through the time of menstrual cramps but sometimes it just comes early. Yes! Like those times you get the warning cramps as a sign of arrival of your period. Et Tu Uterus?
10. The most uncalled revenge plan plotted!
We can’t even begin to say how happy we are with the way it’s put out here. There can be no other way to speak about the evil plan plotted against us within us. Ironies!
11. This amazing example of mythical creatures!
IT’S SO TRUE! Like how can they portray happy girls doing happy dance and mountaineering. Show us nasty, the real feelings and maybe we won’t think twice before buying the tampon brand!
12. The truth behind all those unsolved murders! Busted!
There is no way to convey how mysteriously we can connect to these lines. Thee murders we committed… What did you think silly? Don’t get us wrong, they were imaginary and in our heads or were they, you will never know!
13. The sisterhood of menstrual cycles!
It’s true when it comes to the relation of girls over blood. True blood sisters! Never question about the needs and preferences always ready with comfort, pads and maybe chocolate! Yum!
14. This satisfactory moment to womanhood!
We so agree with the majority. Majority rules. Eventually we might help them but they have to go through all the embarrassment we have faced before they get our help!
15. And The Ultimatum!
You don’t get a say in it if you don’t have the right genitals. So men stay put and out of the conversation. Because, as Rachel puts it, “No Uterus No Opinion”!
So Girls, Just Walk With Your Head And Heels High…
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