Have you been burned a lot of times by being called ugly by some stupid jerk out there? Are you tired of being cut down worse than the trees out there? The next time you’re targeted and someone calls you ugly, make that smart-ass look like a dumb-ass with these sure-fire comebacks! Of course, it depends who calls you ugly, but go ahead and use these wisely :P.
7 Witty Comebacks When Someone Calls You UGLY!
1. Do yourself a favour & ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.
2. If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a dog!
3. The village called. They’d like their idiot back. You better get going.
4. Bitch please. My straightener is hotter than you!
5. Sorry I didn’t get you. I don’t talk bullshit!
6. I would slap you but I don’t want to make your face look any better!
6. Earth is full. Go home.